What a Mess!(1995)
movie - first aired/released 1995-03-30 - 143 min - audience 6.7
Comedy
Directed by Vladimir Menshov
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
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Cast
Valeriy GarkalinVasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera AlentovaCarol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna ChurikovaPraskov'ya Krolikova
Armen DzhigarkhanyanKozyulski
Igor UgolnikovPiskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Sergey BatalovLieutenant
Rolan BykovBrilliant's buyer
Leonid KuravlyovUSA ambassador
Lyubov PolishchukJennifer, Ambassador's wife
Oleg EfremovNikolay Grigoryevich
Oleg TabakovSukhodrishchev- Aleksandr VoroshiloKozma
Nonna Mordyukovaregistry office employee
Sergei ArtsybashevRegistry Office Worker
Yevgeni VesnikDoctor
Evgeniy GerchakovDirector of the Orchestra
Arkadiy KovalTV Announcer
Yevgeni AleksandrovReporter
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Irina ApeksimovaStep performer
Valery NikolaevStep performer
Valery AfanasyevGeologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Sergey GabrielyanGeologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Tatyana KravchenkoGeologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Yuriy ChernovSuitcase carrier
Vladimir GusevGeneral
Gennadiy MatveevGeneral
Boris SmorchkovGeneral
Yuriy Kuzmenkovman with a goat
Lev BorisovMafiosi
Viktor GajnovMafiosi
Ivan MartynovMafiosi- Sergey RubanMafiosi
Aleksandr Pankratov-ChyornyyAmbassador's bodyguard
Mikhail KokshenovAmbassador's bodyguard
Inna Kara-MoskoCarol's friend
Nina AlisovaMeloman
Vsevolod SanayevMeloman
Anatoliy KuznetsovFather
Vladimir MenshovRussian President
Aleksei Buldakov
Marina Golub
Aleksey Yakubov
Elena Bushueva- Aleksandr Nikitchenko
- O. Puchkova
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Pyotr Merkuryev
Lyudmila Velikaya- Olga Streltsova
- Viktor Eltsov
- T. Chudotvortseva
- Ira Davydova
- Natasha Davydova
Lyudmila Larionova- Vyacheslav Solovyov
- Ekaterina Krol
Anatoly Kalmykov
Maxim Glotov(uncredited)- Pavel Remnyov(uncredited)
- Timur Kogan(uncredited)
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova(uncredited)
Andrey Zvyagintsevjournalist (uncredited)- Oleg Kozhemyakin(uncredited)
- Leonid Aleksandrov(uncredited)
- Irina Borodulina(uncredited)
Aleksandr Gorbachev(uncredited)- Irina Davydova(uncredited)
Vladimir Shiryaev(uncredited)
Evgeniy Kuleshov(uncredited)
Lev Guzhnovskiy(uncredited)
Lyubov Rudenko(uncredited)- Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara(uncredited)
- Sergey Labyrin(uncredited)
Vyacheslav Ushanov(uncredited)- Andrey Tunik(uncredited)
Sergey Ershov(uncredited)
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