Blondes Have More Guns(1996)
movie - first aired/released 1996-02-16 - 90 min - audience 4.0
Comedy, Thriller
Directed by George Merriweather
A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!
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Cast
Michael McGaharnHarry Bates
Elizabeth KeiferMontana Beaver-Shotz
Richard NeilDick Smoker- Gloria LusiakDakota Beaver
- André BrazeauCaptain Hook
- David MyersLyle Shotz
Ken BelskyThe Doctor
Benny BuettnerDr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner)- Ramona LisaPatricia Martin
- Derek-James YeeTom Woo
- Ron MeierDetective
- Richard MyersDahmer
- Anderson LimShort Cop
- Bebe ConradAthletic Cop (as Elizabeth Conrad)
- Paul FerrariSecurity Guard
- Carol DalyLorena
- Dianne LanningHarry's Mother
- Megan BajonHarry's Sister
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- Antoinette SandmannMrs. Landers
- Cathy PizzaScreaming Woman
Karl-Heinz TeuberMontana's Father- John FarisTelemarketer
- Regis DeMidioTelevision Producer
- Ferris SuerLast Rights Priest
- Brian VouglasWedding Priest (as Brian Vouglass)
- Doug HoltSir Valliance
- Lee PhillipsNurse
- David FurtadoHugh Myer
- Denise GernandtBouncer
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